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>Try to play Mann Up in TF2
>Breeze through both of the missions on Mannhattan
>Be stuck on both of the missions on Rottenburg for hours, if not days, because morons keep demanding I place my teleporter and dispenser out in the open with zero cover, only to act surprised and kick me when they're destroyed by the insane amount of crit-boosted Soldiers these two missions like to spam from the get go
Okay then.
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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anyone who kicks a player because they don't play "correctly" despite still getting the job done is such a homosexual, and even then it's only acceptable if they're fricking around if you actually played to play the game why the shit are you paying to play that btw op
people who kick players in CASUAL for playing wrong are just full blown morons
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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>Kick player for low scoring because you're butthurt over losing and start looking for scapegoats
>Kick player for some funny joke like a silly teleporter or playing battle medic or something like that
>Kick player for being "toxic" for taunting or throwing around some bants in chat
>"Kick reason: Scamming"
You cannot name worse behavior- Anonymous
2 days ago
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the only valid reason to kick a player on sight is
>Twitch . tv / [username]- Anonymous
2 days ago
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- Anonymous
2 days ago
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Kek this is 100% why Valve implemented all the crap where you can filter chat and disable user content and so on, and now every Twitch gay has all that shit off and like fifteen different mods as well that let them play in the safest way possible yet for some reason won't go to some streamer friendly server like UncleFappia
It's like sitting in the smoking area with a gas mask on, just leave the room at that point
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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at this point i just
>see vote come up
>reason: scamming
>hit that f2 button, no questions asked
frick off buttholes, "scamming" is the "i'm pissy or offended at someone" option
if you have a reason to kick fricking articulate that shit, and no, "he's grieeeeefing" or "he said a naughty word in chat" is not a good reason in my eyes - Anonymous
2 days ago
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>Player plays a class not needed and/or a loadout who change completely the class role (spy, huntsman, demoknight) without asking
>"Hey can you change, we need a player for another role"
>"WELL, I'VE PAID MY TICKET SO I'M FREE TO NOT PLAY, HUH STOP TRYING TO SHOVE YOUR META, BET YOU'RE A TACOBOT USER"Then they whine that MVM is toxic because they want to be carried during mann up instead of playing Boot Camp
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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nah frick you loser you ARE a meta twat, at least let him play first and see that he plays like shit, then you can kick
some people actually kick ass on weird unconventional classes/playstyles and you sound like a full blown noncetuber for going "reeeeeeeeeeeee he's doing the disallowed thing, pinch his bollocks maam!"- Anonymous
2 days ago
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Lol really? Is that a new term or something?
So in other words guys like [...]But also the term "Tacobot USER" makes me think it's a program or something, is it?
Way to out yourself as newbie at MvM. You always cry Meta shit until you realise MvM is a team game unlike Casual and there actually roles to fill.
I'm not checking my whole team loadout but i know our scout will focus on the money and our engi doesn't hoard the dispenser for himself because it's a fricking team game and you Black person ass come playing YER spy because it gonna be so cool just like in LE SFM!!!!I saw both side between morons who refuse to play with his team and actual metagays who refuse a player if he don't pick specific upgrades, loadout and class
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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You're gonna have to find a better way to argue with someone other than inventing headcanons in your head about who they are, what they do, and what they supposedly always say and think, because that shit doesn't fly when they're all in your head
- Anonymous
2 days ago
Mission failed
- Anonymous
2 days ago
You could've just left that as
>have a nice day Black person and stop picking spy - Anonymous
2 days ago
Like i've said, i'm not metagay anon. If a player is good at spy and we doesn't have a player focused on giants, it can be a fun alternative
But when i see
>Tour 1
>pick spy
>put all his upgrade on the knife (before Valve would remove the ability to check on other players, fricking Black folk)
>die every 2 seconds because he got spotted after one stab
It's not metagayging to notice morons - Anonymous
2 days ago
Meant for
You could've just left that as
>have a nice day Black person and stop picking spy - Anonymous
2 days ago
Meant for
[...]I mean I've done a little over 100 tours now and I've yet to see one person play Spy/Pyro/Sniper without dying every 5 seconds, so... I dunno.
- Anonymous
2 days ago
You never saw a single new tour picking a shit class then proceeding to die over and over to crits giants? For over 300 games minimum?
I call bullshit, even if you have over 100 tours i still call you a bullshit liar
- Anonymous
2 days ago
I think you need some reading comprehension. I literally stated that in 100 tours, every time I've seen someone pick those 3 classes, they proceed to die over and over and provide next to nothing to the team.
- Anonymous
2 days ago
My bad anon, i'm a fricking moron.
I saw good pyro and specially good sniper.
Pyro can be fricking tanky with resistance if he don't rush and know how to play with a heavy.Good sniper can shutdown whole game with their explosive headshots, in rare case they fricking take all the fun out of the game from killing every robots as soon as they spawn
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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I just hate the frickers who just taunt the entire time when idle servers exist. Their just buttholes.
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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>spoiler
Because I spent the last two days trying to play the Halloween maps now that they're back, only to realize that I'm just not having fun getting destroyed by spells that have zero counterplay, getting spawn camped even harder than normal thanks to crit pumpkins, and having to requeue everytime the match ends because some dipshit voted to send us to some Zombie Infection shit. I don't play MvM unless it's to do Mann Up, so I figured I'd try to do a tour or two since surely it can't be worse than what I've been dealing with in Casual.
Surely.- Anonymous
2 days ago
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I only play on silly custom servers, and on community charity events when those are running. Couldn't go back to vanilla MvM now.
Anonymous - Anonymous
2 days ago
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>>Get wiped by the waves of bots behind it and lose hundred of dollars
the frick you mean by that
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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mwuah, the spoils of war!
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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If you fail the wave you don't lose that money, it resets the status from last wave
If your scout is down 200 bucks (missing money on tab - uncollected money on hud) that wave unironically just throwwhy do I suck balls at rocket jumping.
Swallow your pride and grind jumpacademy with the gibuses. If you can do all easy courses try jump_beef
I don't believe you somehow got into lobbies that only you know how to play you raging moron. Every time i ever played mvm i only got into lobbies with people who never say a word and we clear it just fine/maybe 1 mission reset from giant scout getting by
I have gotten lobbies where I was the only one with 10+ tours and even then we completed a mission after failing some times. I didn't even have to tell them anything they just changed their purchases until they found something that clicked.
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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>Hear a gaggle of 10 year olds in voice chat
>"Bro what's with all the kids"
>"Haha TF2 is a kids game bro it's for us it's a children's game"
The worst mistake Valve made in recent history is remove that "this game is 17+" warning off the store page, yeah it never STOPPED kids but at least it forced them to shut up and lurk instead of acting like it belongs to themHearing a squeaky little elementary schooler in VC is absolutely 100% of the time a good reason to kick by the way, do your lobby a favor, kick little Timmy, he can go back to playing Roblox while watching Elsa Impregnate Spiderman with Hulk Baby Birthday Cake Shitting Gone Wrong Baldi's Big Balls Hijab Anal on mommy's iPad
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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Tacobots are source of hilarity on MvM.
I don't play that slot machine of a gamemode, but whenever Tacos get involved funny stuff is bound to happen.- Anonymous
2 days ago
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>Player plays a class not needed and/or a loadout who change completely the class role (spy, huntsman, demoknight) without asking
>"Hey can you change, we need a player for another role"
>"WELL, I'VE PAID MY TICKET SO I'M FREE TO NOT PLAY, HUH STOP TRYING TO SHOVE YOUR META, BET YOU'RE A TACOBOT USER"Then they whine that MVM is toxic because they want to be carried during mann up instead of playing Boot Camp
Wtf are tacobots?
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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People who take MvM 101% seriously
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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Lol really? Is that a new term or something?
So in other words guys like>Player plays a class not needed and/or a loadout who change completely the class role (spy, huntsman, demoknight) without asking
>"Hey can you change, we need a player for another role"
>"WELL, I'VE PAID MY TICKET SO I'M FREE TO NOT PLAY, HUH STOP TRYING TO SHOVE YOUR META, BET YOU'RE A TACOBOT USER"Then they whine that MVM is toxic because they want to be carried during mann up instead of playing Boot Camp
But also the term "Tacobot USER" makes me think it's a program or something, is it?
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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Tacobots have been around for years. They went by some other name before but since they got bad rep they "rebranded".
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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Ok but I still don't know what those are
A bot? A program? What does it do?- Anonymous
2 days ago
They're not a program. They're just users who get called "tacobots" because they, well, act like "bots" if that makes any kind of sense. Basically they're this ultra elitistic group of people who make "blacklists" of people who should get kicked out of matches for any superficial reason.
IE, being "low tour" and getting lucky with an australium item gets you on that blacklist. - Anonymous
2 days ago
cult of spergs trying to control every player and lobby in mvm ecosystem
- Anonymous
2 days ago
tacobot is a website for mvm autists that lists mvm "griefers". people who use this website usually have "tacobot" in their username and are always mad autistic ie can kick you for killing bots too quickly with gas passer or for buying a wrong upgrade they often stalk such undesirables and ruin their games by idling.
?si=J89BaNgMob7qnZ2K
https://tacobot.tf/They're not a program. They're just users who get called "tacobots" because they, well, act like "bots" if that makes any kind of sense. Basically they're this ultra elitistic group of people who make "blacklists" of people who should get kicked out of matches for any superficial reason.
IE, being "low tour" and getting lucky with an australium item gets you on that blacklist.moron
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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>that one video of a tacogay having a melty over a Pyro using the Gas Passer and desperately screaming for him to be kicked in his autismo voice
I still have the words "MONKEY PYRO MONKEY PYRO" etched into my fricking brain.- Anonymous
2 days ago
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kek post it
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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>that one video of a tacogay having a melty over a Pyro using the Gas Passer and desperately screaming for him to be kicked in his autismo voice
I still have the words "MONKEY PYRO MONKEY PYRO" etched into my fricking brain.- Anonymous
2 days ago
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ok i think i need extended context
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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Just watch more tacobot videos like the ones about Herald11.
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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TIME TO PLAY EVERYONE'S FAVORITE GAME;
>COUNT HOW MANY TIMES THE STUPID FRICKING PYRO DIES ON WAVE 1 - Anonymous
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- Anonymous
2 days ago
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>"uber me medic i'm ready!"
>signals me the ok
>runs in
>....
>im dead
>medic decided last second he didn't feel like it because his bum buddy heavy respawned and he ran back to fondle his dick instead
nurses deserve no rights- Anonymous
2 days ago
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>Burn to death right next to 2 Medics because they can't stop sucking off the Soldier with an Australium and an Unusual
Medic "mains" have no right to complain when someone steals their medkits.- Anonymous
2 days ago
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they're asking for it
'ado
go away sharty kid, 18+ website
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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Cado is Ganker culture you newbie troony
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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Back to your hive
- Anonymous
2 days ago
>back to hive
>said cord Black person porn addict
such many cases - Anonymous
2 days ago
>redditbob
- Anonymous
2 days ago
>Calling others underage
>While posting Redditbob Spongehomosexual reaction image
Poetry - Anonymous
2 days ago
>i'd be shocked if actual bots weren't released onto the board
Anon, bad news, they are
This board literally has bots, and most Pepe/Soijak/Soijak dot party posts are them because they think they're "raiding"Look his recent post doesn't even make sense nobody ever said the word 'underage' but the bot just detected it somehow
That's a sign that it's not worth responding to anymore - Anonymous
2 days ago
cool it with the antisemitism goyim
- Anonymous
2 days ago
the funny part is that we can't know for sure if they're bots or not because all the usual traits of AI- incorrectly detecting what you're saying, tossing around the same memspeak terms, repetition, inane pointless additions and comments, oddly all behaving the exact same way... the thing is, actual sharty kids also act and think like that
they are actual real life NPCs
but then that raises the question of it even matters at that point, if it walks like a bot and acts like a bot and beeps like a bot, it might as well be treated like a bot
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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I wouldn't heal a phlog pyro either
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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'ado
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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why do I suck balls at rocket jumping.
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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>have lvl 1 teleporter
>a scout tries taking it
>he wiggles around pushing everyone away so that nobody can teleport but also can't do the telegrab properly so he doesn't teleporter either, just wastes people's time - Anonymous
2 days ago
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Sadly MvM is occupied by the same type of meta autists that obsess over L4D. Sometimes I wonder how big the playerbase overlap is.
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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I think L4D players are more valid in their b***hing since you aren't going to lose in Mann Up just because you have one person not playing the "meta." Rather in L4D2 Versus, having one bad/new teammate will almost certainly get your team killed, or at least have you all take a shitton of damage from essentially having to play an escort mission while down a teammate.
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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>Want to buy a fly engineer set to be an annoying homosexual with the banjo
>Backpack.tf demands I login through steam on their website
Did it always do this? I'm pretty sure a couple years ago it was just stripe and paypal- Anonymous
2 days ago
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>gimme your steam credentials bro
has become sickeningly common as people forget the lessons of the internet.
there's going to be a wave of stolen accounts and places like backpack.tf will say "what? we never encouraged anyone to give out their steam login what do you mean"- Anonymous
2 days ago
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Yeah I refuse to sign in I hate how it's always explained away as
>It's a streamlined login system
>b-but we dont actually see your data it's a portal that registers a token auth
You don't need my Steam token to send me cosmetic items in a trade, you literally didn't before when I used to buy halloween items years ago
Can I send steam wallet money in an item trade? I think I would rather just pay an ESL double the market price, how does trading even work in 2024?
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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Every poster in this thread is a fvcking reddit troony
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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4chin is truly the secret cool kids club you think it is bro
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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No it's better than that, MvM is the secret club in this case
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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i can just q up for mvm right now or find custom servers for it what are you smoking
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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That's the point
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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Ganker is full of old farts who played tf2 in 2007 for 2 years and are in shock when they learn mediguns can now follow scouts
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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I don’t believe you. Mvm is easy, expert is easy but requires a more specific class comp and two cities is even easier if you have a medic since the tour was designed for the at the time new medic shield
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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MvM is easy but you can't remplace 5 other players being dead weight
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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I don't believe you somehow got into lobbies that only you know how to play you raging moron. Every time i ever played mvm i only got into lobbies with people who never say a word and we clear it just fine/maybe 1 mission reset from giant scout getting by
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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Heavy is forced to sit next to your dispenser
Heavy gets to tell the engineer where to put his dispencer- Anonymous
2 days ago
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The Heavy can frick off, because there isn't gonna be a goddamn dispenser if it keeps getting destroyed by spam due to being out in the open.
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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You place it behind the thing on the city map, and behind the rock on rottenburg. Little bro this shits been solved for a decade now
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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I DO put it behind the rock on Rottenburg. People keep b***hing at me to move it out from behind that so that they don't have to sit next to the rock, only to go ballistic on me when it's destroyed.
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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No they don’t, stop shitposting
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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>hurr no they don't
Frick off, yes they do.
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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Mvm was a neat side distraction for like a month. Since the its just been a really slow lootbox with mandatory gameplay of the same missions you done 3000 times before. People asked for a new mvm update but i genuinely have no idea what valve could do except a few more maps which you can already play thousands on the workshop. But those maps don’t have le epic loot attached which is why you play this shit to begin with lol
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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Put dispenser here
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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>try to play TF2
>Every single round the game reminds me there are missions I can only unlock with micro-transactions- Anonymous
2 days ago
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If you mean the Jungle Inferno contracts, they're still profitable to this day (only by a small margin, but still). If you're gonna bother getting the pass, you're likewise gonna bother finishing the contracts. I don't know what your issue could be otherwise. It's a free game, of course it's gonna have mtx and they're gonna advertise them.
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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It's a free game now
t. Orange Box owner
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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>always play sniper in MvM
>never say anything
>get kicked 3/4 times i join a server
>the 1/4 times i get in it's always the cleanest, easiest win i've ever seen
do people just not realize how goofy MvM sniper is or what
dude turns giants into walking AoEs- Anonymous
2 days ago
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Either because people understimate sniper and believe you're gonna frick up or they kick you because Sniper can almost solo the whole wave and your team turn around having nothing to do
- Anonymous
2 days ago
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Dispenser goes behind the rock for the rest of the team. Bots don't intentionally target it unless there are no other players/sentry in line of sight. If your dispenser is getting destroyed either your team sucks ass and doesn't know the waves/how to play in general, or your dispenser is getting clipped by sentry busters. Also crits don't do extra damage to building to my knowledge, so who gives a frick if they're crit boosted soldiers. A quality medic should be popping shields for that shit anyways.